My secretary was late to work this morning - again. This girl has a high drama life and the excuses she offers for being late or not showing up are spellbinding. It’s worth keeping her just for hearing the next chapter of her life’s soap opera. This morning the reason she was late was that her husband admitted to the hospital last night. It seems he had decided over the weekend that he wasn’t getting enough fiber in his diet, so he ate an entire box of All Bran Flakes on Saturday and then again on Sunday morning he ate another entire box of All Bran Flakes. Well, by Sunday afternoon he was feeling pretty rough and by Sunday night he was swollen up and in agony, so they took him to the hospital.
Turns out that overdosing on bran flakes without drinking huge amounts of water can cause severe gastric distress and could actually kill you. His intestines were so impacted they are considering surgery tonight if he doesn’t have a bowel movement on his own today after they administer a colon cleansing product - in a last ditch effort to avoid surgery. This guy is an extreme case, because I know several people who have had a Colon Cleansing and it was not in a hospital setting. Some people use colon cleanser products to maintain a healthy digestive system and promote a healthy immune system. But let’s hope that my secretary’s husband gets immediate relief from one.
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